Wednesday, 8 May 2013

Army Officers Selection: DON'T PANIC!


So by looking at this you're probably wondering about the ins and outs of the Army Officer selection process because you fancy a career in the most professional Army in the world; the British Army. At this very same time you're also probably engulfed by fear and apprehension that quite simply blankets the future in a cloudy mist of uncertainty. However, it must be said, if not ordered; DON'T PANIC! Based on my experiences of the Officer selection process this is the most important piece of information.

So, time to get started. Your first assignment is to get in contact with your local Army careers office.


At first this can be daunting, as I know it certainly was for me. Going into a surreal office-like environment and politely asking the uniform ridden clerk that you want to be the best is daunting for anyone! 

After some nervous chat (obviously by your part) you will be asked to come back for an information/interview meeting which is held with the Commanding Officer (scary stuff, NOT!).

Dress nicely and be prepared to talk about yourself and about why you want to join the Army. Here are some good example questions: http://www.armyofficerselection.co.uk/initialquestions.html

So now we know you have to be prepared, it is important that you DON'T PANIC! The prospect of facing a Colonel who has probably seen multiple overseas tours and who epitmises leadership made me quiver like a newly born lamb. However, to my surprise I was greeted by a lovely middle aged lady who could of easily won a Nobel peace prize; surprising.

                                                        (Not exactly the same woman)

Once the meeting is over, you will get a real understanding of what is expected from an Army Officer, as well as the type of people that share the same interest as you; serving in the British Army! 



So, the waiting game. A horrible game. Played by one person. You. In this game you can win or lose (which doesnt seem logical if your playing by yourself!). The Commanding Officer that you had your interview with will contact you telling you that you have been successful (dependent on attitude). Great news!, time to celebrate because you wont be for long...




Now that the initial interview stage and the premature celebrations are over you will have to choose a date for your Army Officer Selection Board (AOSB) Briefing. A tense two day selection held at the Officer Selection Centre in Westbury, Wiltshire.




It is here where you will undergo a series of mental, physical and leadership tests that will definately get your pulse racing! So you must prepare. 

It is important that you brush up on your maths, your ability to read and write...well, and your physical fitness. By this i mean the dreaded bleep test. Such a test plagued my time at school much to the amusement of my fellow class mates. So start running, and start running yesterday! All men must reach level 10.2, and women 8.1 so you have been warned. 




When you arrive the Selection Centre in Westbury you will realise that it is not the Russian prisoner of war camp that you were expecting so DON'T PANIC! Coming from a non-military background I had no idea about what the place would be like so it was a pleasant surprise to find out that it was a lovely place that typified the British Army; tough, professional and built upon history.

The two days will consist of various presentations about the Army and what the Army can do for you. This is the easy bit where you should sit back, relax and try to take in as much information as you can. Lovely!

The other aspects of the briefing are not so relaxing, unfortunately. Just DON'T PANIC! There is a planning exercise which contains a story with various issues which requires you to decide on particular actions to take. This was a complete surprise to me as I had no idea that we had to do one....on our own! Needless to say I failed miserably, but just attempt it and try your best!




There are also a series of three aptitude tests including: Verbal reasoning (WORDS!), numeracy (MATHS!) and abstract reasoning (SHAPES!). It is difficult to really practice for these however, making sure your up to scratch on your ability to problem solve is a good place to start! Here are some great examples of the three tests: http://www.army.mod.uk/documents/general/PFS_Candidate_Instruction_Pages.pdf

Inevitably you are going to have to go outside as this is the Army. If your not a brain box like myself, it is the outdoors where you should look to exceed. I have already mentioned the bleep test however, the other element of the outside task is to work together as a team to tackle a particular situation that requires you to show some grit and some mental toughness.

You don't have to be a rocket scientist or some structural engineering expert. Just show willingness to attempt the situation and do not quit, whatever the outcome; which is obvious really as you want to join the British Army, and they don't quit!    



 
Just DON'T PANIC! This was the first time I ever had to use two poles and some rope to scale and successfully cross a perfectly crafted bit of metal infrastructure designed to make you fail....miserably. So it is desperately important that you get up, wrap a smile on your face and try again. Try it and if it doesn't work, try something else. Simple really! 

So, the final meeting of the Briefing with your Commanding Officer. It is here where he/she will tell you what category you're in. Confused? Well let me explain the four categories...in a slightly more informal way:

Category 1: YES YES YES! We (The Army) want you straight through to Main Board (Last selection process) as soon as possible. 

Category 2: We like the look of you but we think you need a little more work on a certain area (Fitness, Maths and so on).

Category 3: You need a lot of work to get through to Main Board. Get learning.

Category 4: Never return. Please. 

So, great news! You have just received a category 1 because you have obviously read all of my excellent advice on not panicking. It is time to celebrate. Tell your friends, family or anyone who cares! Enjoy this time, because you wont be for long...



You're over half way now. Last selection process ahead, and this one is the big one. The final hurdle before entry to Sandhurst. You must be buzzing, right? Well, I definitely was and so should you be! Time to book your Main Board date then.

The AOSB Main Board. Much like the Briefing but just times everything by two. Twice the number of tests and inevitably...the pressure. Just don't be overcome by fear, and more importantly DON'T PANIC! Trust me, I was a nervous wreck but just show that you want to be there, and always smile! Even if your crying inside. I certainly was at points ha ha!



The Main Board consists of the same tests that you did in the Briefing. However, there are simply just more of them with a few new ones thrown in for good measure. What will be new are the range of interviews. It is here where you will be asked EVERYTHING about yourself, so just be truthful and don't pretend you're something you're not. They will find that out very quickly. Just be enthused and generally interested about the Army. If you're like me and actually like the Army you will have no problem.

You will also have to write an essay on a recent news topic. You don't have to be Shakespeare to do well, you just need to be able to put your ideas across in some sort of structure.

The indoor planning exercise is the meat of the Main Board. You will have done one in the Briefing however, this one is a lot longer and a lot more complex. You also have the added worry of being grilled over your decisions by the Commanding Officer in front of a rather worried team and a range of senior officers noting and marking your every word! Whatever you do, just DON'T PANIC! If you do they will sense weakness, much like a predator in the wilderness. They will attack you, and you will be eaten. Alive. So, stick to your decisions and fight for your cause! 



The outdoor command task is the other meaty part of the assessment. You will have to command your team to complete a particular exercise similar to the one in your Briefing. However, all eyes are on you. Stay focused, stay aware, always speak clearly and remember, DON'T PANIC! Again, they will sense you panicking which is a control alt delete in the Army world. So just don't do it. 



As well as these more meaty parts, there are other areas to the selection that basically require you to be physically prepared such as the individual assault course and team assault course. All of which you can see in the above video. 

So, now you know what to expect throughout the Army Officer selection process. The mist has hopefully gone and now you are brimming with excitement, hopefully. Just remember, even though the process is long, tiresome and down right draining, something great lies around the corner. The Army doesn't want super hero's so don't try and be one. Just be truthful, always smile, work hard and most importantly, DON'T PANIC! Enjoy Sandhurst and your career in the British Army. Good luck. 



Top 5 Obstacle Courses From Hell


You’re cold, wet and you're in pitch darkness crawling through a dank tunnel filled with stale and musty water with no end in sight. Then, almost out of no-where a strange and soiled hand reaches down and plucks you from the obscurity that your body and mind had been succumbed to. You get up, embracing the body to which that hand belonged and thank them on their way.  You turn your almost lifeless body around to help the next exhausted soul out of the darkness. They embrace you, smiles on both your faces. Then the realisation kicks in, only one obstacle down.



Many people are simply too afraid of the situations that plunge their bodies to the limits of its capabilities. Too scared to attempt anything that puts their bodies under strain. For those people, I say stay indoors. Feed the cat and return to your television because these obstacle courses are not for the feint hearted.

These courses will test and push you to breaking point. Knee’s will shake and legs tremble. Your ragged bodies will be scratched and torn. Your mind will abandon you. The achievement is on an un-human scale. Drink that beer, you earned it.

Still think your tough? Feel no pain? Want to push your body to the extreme? Well, here are the 5 toughest and most brutal obstacle courses on the British Isles:

5) Pain and Suffering


A relatively new course on the crazy person’s ‘to die on’ list however, it definitely does not mean that it is any less extreme than its older counterparts. Nestled in the Leicester countryside, the grounds of Rockingham castle set the scene for some truly horrible and down right ridiculous obstacles.

Before the start, soak up the scenic views and enchanting atmosphere that the castle creates because once you start you're going to wish that it never began. Like the great knights that once roamed these lands you're going to be...well, feeling more like the  peasantry with chronic arthritis.     



Once more, whilst you are dragging, lifting and carrying various objects along your muscle busting 10 mile route you will glance over at the castle and wish for that guided tour that you thought was so boring at the start. But hey! You can still go for it at the end, if you survive.



Expect to traverse steep hills, wade through ponds, scramble over logs and scale tall nets. Oh and expect to feel a lot of 'Pain and Suffering'.

    



4) Commando Challenge


Ahh, Devon. Known for its lovely beaches and beautiful countryside, oh and the rather more punishing Royal Marine Commando Centre, Lympstone.

So, ever wondered what it was like to be a Royal Marine Commando? Thought their training sounded do-able? Well, this 17km trail run will make you think otherwise. Only a snapshot into Marine training this challenge will turn the less patriotic into Winston Churchill. It will bring you to your knees and you will beg for a continued civilian life. Never again will you doubt the armed forces and their god like physical robustness.



Three ‘phases’ of the race will challenge every aspect of your mental and physical ability to overcome the most demanding and truly terrifying obstacles. One such being the dreaded ‘Sheep Dip’. If you haven’t seen the Royal Marines advert where the lad gets trapped in the underwater tunnel then…don’t watch it.


A combination of mucky runs, dingy tunnels and leg breaking hills await your peril. This course will definitely make you think twice about playing the soldier for the day. Leave that in your childhood. This is course is for no child. 99.9% need not apply.




So it’s January. Britain is most definitely embroiled in a concoction of wind, rain and bitter coldness and you question the rationality of getting out of bed let alone the house. This Tough Guy Challenge really is one of the most brutal courses that you will ever have to endure. So do not be fooled by the by the farm like atmosphere that greets you upon your entry. You will be feeding no lambs today.





Instead, after spending over half an hour getting ready and ‘warming up’ in the freezing January air, you will most definitely be ‘cooling down’, and by that I mean in the way of jumping into an icy lake causing your body to lock up with shock coupled with the realisation that ‘this could be it’.  





The icy lakes, ponds and other such watery treats are only a fraction of the luxuries that this 12km course has to offer. As well as these, you will have to battle your way through fire, electricity, submerged tunnels and a whole world of pain. Still think you’re a tough guy? Watch the video and check the guy out at the end. You will see...

Enjoy the cold.



2) Spartan Race


Sparta 480 BC. 300 Spartans defy a Persian Army numbering in their hundreds of thousands. With strength, courage and complete disregard for their bodies they fought till the death…something you are going to have to embrace if you want to come out of this race intact. 



Designed by fitness freaks and marines from both the USA and Great Britain, the Spartan Race is a well known for its brutality and utter ruthlessness which requires only Spartan-like courage to defeat it.

If you think completing just one race is tough then you are in for a shock. In order to become a true Spartan warrior you must complete a series of three races that get progressively get harder and longer…in the same season. Sounds so easy, right?


In order to become a true Spartan you must be able to throw, carry, lift, jump, climb, swim, run, fight…yes fight and many more verbs I don’t care to mention. Oh, and if you fail any of the obstacles then expect to receive some agonizing forfeit. If you come out alive, and actually fancy committing suicide then there is one more final race that is sure to shatter even the most crazy and truly stupid individuals; the Spartan death race. But I doubt you will get past race 3. Time to prove me wrong Spartan wannabe.




1) Tough Mudder


It’s come down to this. The toughest and most vicious obstacle course in the British Isles. Designed by British Special Forces who naturally dislike civilians and their relaxed way of life. Civilians like you who are only willing to put their bodies on the line for four hours on a Saturday afternoon. They have designed this course out of hatred so even if you’re the most able fitness enthusiast you will be made to feel like the high school wimp.






Before the race even starts you will be succumbed to some intense battle cries that will make you think you were some sort of warrior under William Wallace. You better get fired up, your adrenalin is key to your survival.





As soon as you start the course the very name of the event should start to become ever more apparent on the ground. If you thought walking your dog through the woods on a rainy Monday was difficult then you should not go anywhere near this course. Miles of sloppy mud will reduce your speed to a tired heave. You will be begging to hit the water, and there’s plenty of that. However, not the clean kind. The kind that has seen hundreds of torn and grimy participants. Lovely.


The water is the easy bit. Combine that with electricity and you have yourself a lovely little pain maker. So, expect to crawl slowly through electrified wires as the person in front nervously stops and starts due to the smashes of electricity.

However, your anguish is not over. The various challenges that thump at your upper body will make you hungry to continue your never-ending half marathon.

If you have somehow made it to less than half a mile to the finish line then you are still far from finishing. Your body is cramped, torn and bloodied but you must scale Everest to complete (a giant 15 foot wall) the course. Oh, and some more electricity.

As you cross the finish line you will look to the sky and thank god you didn’t die for you have survived the fire, electrocution, near-drowning, 20ft ledge jump, half marathon and the horrendous mud. Don your bright orange ‘Tough Mudder’ head band and wear it everywhere. Show the world how tough you are. For you have just completed the obstacle course from hell. Drink that beer, you earned it.





Tuesday, 19 February 2013

First Post!


                                                     Hello all,

It is about time for my first post so here goes. The main aim of this blog is to inform everyone about my life’s experiences since the start of the Army Officer selection process. Coming from a non-military background I will promote the notion that anyone with drive and a get-up-and-go attitude can achieve a place at Sandhurst. I will give advice and information on the various aspects of the Army whilst I experience them for myself.

This blog will serve as an up-to-date account and insight to the student officer. Thanks for reading!


                                                      Lewis